Don't (from Myspace blog)

My advice:

Don't get all psyched for a bike ride, go down hill fairly fast, hit patch of ice while taking corner (3 blocks from home!), fall on hip. This will ruin your a) ride and b) day. Plus it will make you really bored because you thought you had something to do for 3-4 hours and now you don't. Ouch.

Also if lacing a wheel, count your nipples (yeah, ha ha) before starting otherwise you might end up nipple-less, which sounds painful but is mainly just annoying. Preferably count at the store if you don't want this and the aforementioned event to happen simultaneously so that if you're in pain, you don't have to worry about walking/riding to remedy the latter situation.